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• Tipper Gore is a closet ditto-head!
• Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.
  So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say `ass' and I'll say `hell'"....
• I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager.
• And did I mention to you that the monster is a ten-year-old boy?
  [zoom in on Bart] Quite a twist, huh? Bet you didn't see that one coming....
• When an old man marries a young wife, he grows younger - but she grows older.
• Smithers: That Simpsons boy is looking at 180 years.
  Burns: Thank God we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a ten-year-old child can be tried as an adult....
• Sen. Danforth: "There is nothing on the face of the album which would notify you if the record has pornographics material or material glorifying violence?
  Tipper Gore: "No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me....