An Old Car That Served You So Well Will Continue To Serve You Until You Have Just Put Four New Tires Under It And Then Will Fall Apart.

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An old car that served you so well will continue to serve you until
you have just put four new tires under it and then will fall apart.
-- Erma Bombeck

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --Erma Bombeck, autho
A pregnancy will never occur when you have a low-paying job which you hate. -- Erma Bombeck
Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck
I'm used to dogs. When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
A cat would never put up with that kind of rejection....
If you want to get rid of stinking odors in the kitchen, stop cooking. -- Erma Bombeck
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. -- Erma Bombeck

An Old Car That Served You So Well Will Continue To Serve You Until You Have Just Put Four New Tires Under It And Then Will Fall Apart.

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