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Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire.
Please change the channel...
Please check your firearm at the door.
Please close all windows at speeds beyond 140MPH. -- Sticker on dash of MA chase vehicle
Please come home with me... I have Tylenol!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges, never.
I want no interference from the hulking boob; is that clear?...
Please, cut off my arm.
Please define... 'SOON'
Please deposit .25 for the first 3 minutes.
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