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Please ignore this line.
Please inform Starfleet: I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday.
Please insert drive A: into drive B
Please just ignore this tagline, OK?
Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
Please knock firmly on door. I like firm knockers.
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us....
Please leave deposit in appropriate bank...
Please leave us. Why should we leave you? Because we don't like you.
-- Kirk and Androids, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3...
Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called, and your favorite color of underwear.
We'll get back to you if we like the color. -- Answering machine madness - family fu...

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