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Please don't tell my fiancee what SHICKSA means!
Please don't throw beer bottles at the band!
Please don't throw the baby out with the bath water.
Please don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor - the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Please! Don't unzip here! I'm bashful!
Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this.
Pleased to the last, he crops the flowery food, And licks the hand just raised to shed his blood.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Essay on Man, Epistle i, Line 83...
Please excuse Al Gore for being. It was his mother's fault.
Please excuse Bill Clinton for being. It was his mother's fault.
Please excuse my wife. She may appear to be rather nasty, but underneath she has a heart of formica.
-- Monty Pytho...
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