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Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time
he meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering. -- President George...
Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is. -- Ashleigh Brillia
Please don't dominate the rap, Jack, if you got nothing new to say. -- Robert Hunte
Please don't drink and post.
Please don't empty my brain! I spent my whole life trying to fill it up! -- Flash Gordo
Please don't fall back on your tired cliche of charging to the rescue just in the nick of time.
I don't want to be rescued. My life as a human being has been a dismal failure....
Please don't feed the animals!
Please don't filter this twi
Please don't give me a piece of your mind... I know it's your last one.
Please don't kill the messenger.

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