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• CAUTION: This vehicle stops at red lights. -- Seen on a bumper sticke
• Don't come close to me. I explode on contact. -- Seen on a bumper sticke
• Windows loading; please take a nap...
• But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registered!
• A copy of Windows 95 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please.
• Please all, and you will please none.
• Windows: All form and no substance.
• Escape charges were lodged against a Buffalo burglary suspect last June after he overpowered two city police officers without laying a hand on them.
  In the words of the police report, the man "did escape from custody, in that the defendant did flatulate in the car causing an exteme noxious odor forcing officers to roll down all windows in the vehicle to ventilate it, at which time defendant lunged his body out the side window....