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Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
-- Ashleigh Brillia...
Please, don't make me treat you like dogs. I don't want to treat you like common dogs.
-- Miss Firecracke...
PLEASE don't Phul around in the echoes....
Please don't put a strain on our friendship by asking me to do something for you.
Please don't put your cigarette butts in the urinal! It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Please don't recommend me to your friends-- it's difficult enough to cope with you alone.
Please don't SHOUT - you're hurting my eyes...
PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE! Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer, emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.
Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
Please don't take my sunshine away.
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