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• Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came to Hohoho, I really am.
  -- Agent Albert Rosenfield, from Twin Peak...
• Truman: You saw a giant? Cooper: Yes. Albert: Any relation to the dwarf?
  -- Sheriff Truman, Agent Dale Cooper & Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peak...
• Albert: You listen to _me_! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence!
  I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King!...
• Albert's path is a strange and difficult one. -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak
• Albert: I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault.
  Stomach contents re- vealed, let's see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bi- cycle tire, a goat, and a small wooden puppet....
• Albert: Coop, about the uniform. Cooper: Yes, Albert?
  Albert: Usually, replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form of fashion suicide....
• Look, it's trying to think.
  -- Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peaks_ (in reference to Sheriff Truman)...
• Well I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells.
  And you--you ignorant yokel, you blithering hayseed, you-- you've had enough of me?...
• Twenty-four hour room service must be one of the premiere achievements of modern civilization.
  -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak...