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• Everyone should have manners, and anyone who doesn't should be kicked out of where ever they are and whipped until they bleed.
• It has been noticed that coin laundries often attract people who appear to have made a life time profession of not using soap.
• People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
  -- Howard Simons, The Washington Po...
• People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
  -- Howard Simons, "The Washington Po...
• Perlsweig's Law: People who can least afford to pay rent have to.
  People who can most afford to pay rent build up equity....
• Everything comes to him who waits - except that urgent return phone call.
• Butter has now been replaced by margarine in Happy Pancake House restaurants throughout the southwestern United States.
  Only about 2 percent of customers have complained, indicating that 98 people out of 100 are happy with the change....