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• The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
  -- Lou Holtz (American football coach)...
• Some people vote in elections only to establish eligibility to complain about who got elected.
• Did you hear about the guy who couldn't find his way to the orgy -- you might say he lost his ball bearings.
• People who are grateful are usually good.
• Jigglysomething: the way the camera bounces in yuppie commercials.
• What is there to complain about?
• How can people ignore the petitioners in front of the supermarket, then complain about the sorry state of our government?
• I think God invented rain to give dead people something to complain about. -- David Brenne
• The only people with a right to complain about what I do for a living are vegetarian nudists.
  -- Ken Bates, fur trappe...