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• You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
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• Hello, friend! You say things aren't going too well?
  You say you have a date with your favorite girl when it starts raining so hard you can't see?...
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• Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
  -- W. Somerset Maugham...
• Money is like a sixth sense -- and you can't make use of the other five without it.
  -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)...
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  -- W. Somerset Maugham...