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• People who abstain from smoking, drinking, and having sex do not necessarily live longer.
  .. It just seems longer....
• Sex, Sex, Sex... the pleasure of having a 1 track mind.
• Virus due to computers having unsafe sex.
• Courage: Two cannibals having oral sex.
• Having sex with computers results in baby calculators.
• Nerds having sex: "Oooh! Interface me!
• Trust - Two cannibals having oral sex.
• Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.
  It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex....
• The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.