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• Goat Boy is here to please you. Hur Hur Hur Hur Hur. -- Bill Hick
• Jargon Coiner (#8) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * STAR SPINOFFS: Applying themes and ideas from "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" to contemporary events....
• Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska, and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash register.
  "Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, you could say that," answers the old man....
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Ned: Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson!
  How long have you been here? Homer: Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life....
• Beautiful story. Kinda gets you right HERE. -- Q
• Information Vampire--giving a whole new meaning to the word BYTE.
• cycle 1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of (noted hacker Bill Gosper described himself as a "cycle junkie").
  One can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'....
• cycle: 1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of (noted hacker Bill Gosper describes himself as a "cycle junkie").
  One can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'....