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• One of the few safe predictions for the coming yea
  People will die this year that never died before....
• If a schlemazl sold umbrellas, it would stop raining
  if he sold candles, the sun would never set; and if he made coffins, people would stop dying....
• Who was Casper the Friendly Ghost before he died?
• Quote #17 "In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
  -- Blair P. Houghton On the never-dying subject of C program indentatio...
• The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
• What Sixties revival? The Sixties never died!
• MORE PEOPLE DIED AT CHAPPAQUIDIK THAN AT 3-MILE ISLAND.
• More people died at Chappaquidick than at 3-mile island.
• People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck