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• Singing makes all the sad people happy because it is the voice of happiness. -- Joseph Shabalala
• Objects are lost because people look where they aren't instead of where they are.
  -- Miller's Corollary...
• A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we must come back and settle the account at last.
  -- Joseph F. Newto...
• It is the pardonable vanity of lonely people everywhere to assume that they have no counterparts.
• Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.
• If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do.
  Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised....
• If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulder of giants.
  -- Isaac Newto...
• Build your reputation by helping other people build theirs.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...