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• An engineer is an unordinary person who can do for one dollar what any ordinary person can do for two dollars.
• It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. -- Dick Cave
• An employer was asked to write a recommendation for a worker who was leaving and was not known for putting out a great deal of effort while on the job.
  Since the employer did not want to lie and make this person better than he was, he thought a while before writing anything....
• There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can get any job they want, and white males.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• AQUARIUS (Jan.20 - Feb.18) You are the type of person who never has enough money to do what you want.
  Don't expect things to get any better today, either....
• I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life.
  The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. -- Mark Twai...
• hacker, n: Originally, any person with a knack for coercing stubborn inanimate thing
  hence, a person with a happy knack, later contracted by the mythical philosopher Frisbee Frobenius to the common usage, 'hack'....