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On Capital Punishment: Four out of five people who get it deserve it.
The next time someone says they are for capital punishment, think about this!...
On Caroline of Brunswick's behaviour with the dey (governor) of Algie
She was happy as they dey was long....
Once a bitch, always a bitch. -- William Faulkne
Once actor Raymond Burr was confronted by a fan who demanded to know how it was that [Perry Mason] won every case.
`But madam,' he replied smoothly, `you only see the cases I try on Saturday.'" ...
Once a dish is fouled up, adding anything to make it better will not work.
-- Law of Kitchen Confusio...
Once, adv.: Enough. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship.
Once again, quiet settles over the office, and all that can be heard is the tap, tap, tapping of the keyboard.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Seaso...
Once again, we see that interesting correlation between saying "Blessed Be!
and being an idiot. -- Gene W. Smith...

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