Miscellaneous Collections

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Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble.
Women expect an Oscar performance in bed....
Once they go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department. -- Werner von Brau
Once things have happened, no matter how accidentally, they will be regarded as manifestations of an unchangeable higher reason.
-- Prof. Charles Frankel...
Once to every man and nation comes the moment to decide, In the strife of Truth with Falsehood, for the good or evil side
Some great cause, God's new Messiah offering each the bloom or blight, Pa...
Once upon a girl there was a time...
Once upon a time, a four-year-old boy was visiting his uncle and aunt.
He was a very outspoken little boy and ofttimes had to be censured to say the right thing at the right time....
Once upon a time a lion killed a bull and ate the entire animal.
Feeling so well about it, the lion roared and roared....
Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY VALUES!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Once upon a time, I dreamed of becoming a great man.
Later, a good man. Now, finally, I find it difficult enough and honor enough to be--a man....
Once upon a time, I had a good girl. Once upon a girl, I had a good time...

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