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Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it.
Once you've had real champagne, you can never go back to Asti Spumante. -- Georgette Lundberg
Once you've seen the face of god, You see that same face on everyone you meet. -- Deng Ming-Dao
Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole bunch easier to change your mind.
On commercial television the high quality of the entertainment is often spoiled by those annoying little interruptions, which we call programs.
-- Kenneth Horne...
On croit mourir pour la patrie, on meurt pour des industriels.
[You believe you're dying for the country -- you die for some industrialists....
On curing the depression that comes with having to work for a living
Stay home for a day and watch daytime TV. -- Sheldo...
On dancing: A perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
-- Judith Vio...

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