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Once you are married there is nothing left for you, not even suicide, but to be good.
-- Robert Louis Stevenso...
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)...
Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
-- Herbert Gardne...
Once you have said that in correlative conjunctions in the subjunctive mood there should be parity between the protasis and the apodosis, you have said about all there is to say on the matter.
But yo...
Once you have surgery and get the bill for it, you will automatically have a new and deeper appreciation of why it is that the doctor wears a mask when doing it!
Once you have their money, you never give it back. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #1
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
Old worms never die, they just worm their way into larger cans....
Once you pledge, don't hedge. -- Nikita Khrushchev
Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.
Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday a...
Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.

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