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• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Playing Shanghai is the foremost requirement for a long, happy life.
• A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal.
  There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour....
• You can't expect a mother to be with a small child all the time" Margaret Mead once remarked
  with her usual good sense, but in 1978 she shocked feminists by snapping that women don't really have children to put them in day care twelve hours a day, either....
• Of course I'm happily married. She's happy, and I'm married.
• Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. -- Scottish Proverb
• There will be big changes for you and you will be happy. Don't expect it to last long.
• You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.