how it was that [Perry Mason] won every case. `But madam,' he

replied smoothly, `you only see the cases I try on Saturday.'"

-- THE COMPLETE DIRECTORY OF PRIME TIME TV SHOWS

- Perry Mason and the Case of the Abominable Bigfoo
- Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.

Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but.... - Quote #86
Once upon a time, when I was training to be a mathematician, a group of
us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of
the smaller prime numbers.

2: The Odd Prime -- It's the only even prime, therefore is odd.... - Once upon a time, when I was training to be a mathematician, a group of
us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of
the smaller prime numbers.

2: The Odd Prime -- It's the only even prime, therefore is odd.... - Once upon a time, when I was training to be a mathematician, a group of
us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of
the smaller prime numbers.

2: The Odd Prime -- It's the only even prime, therefore is odd.... - Several students were asked to prove that all odd integers are prime.

The first student to try to do this was a math student.... - How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded. "And why were you afraid
to let her touch you?

I saw you. You were afraid of her." "I doubt that I will feel like talking for very long," the cat replied without rancor.... - Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry.
Krusty: Pfft.

Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star.... - Raymond Burr the Maine.