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On a Shake-N-Bake or similar product, I saw a sticker saying "Remove this label before baking".
On a sidewalk near Portland State University someone wrote `Trust Jesus', and someone else wrote `But Cut the Cards'.
On a slow day, you can wait forever. -- The Fourth Law of Computing
On a sudden open fly, With impetuous recoil and jarring sound, Th' infernal doors, and on their hinges grate Harsh thunder.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ii, Line 879...
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
On a throne at the center of a sense of humor sits a capacity for irony.
All wit rests on a cheerful awareness of life's incongruities....
On a tombstone: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK
On a tous un peu peur de l'amour, mais on a surtout peur de souffrir ou de faire souffrir.
[One is always a little afraid of love, but above all, one is afraid of pain or causing pain.]...
On average a human: has one testicle, one ovary, one un-developed breast one developed breast (size A), has black hair and brown eyes earns less than $
2,000 per year; with only 1/2 of a womb delive...
On cable TV they have a weather channel--twenty-four hours of weather.
We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. -- Dan Spence...

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