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• My favorite little anecdote, which I saw written on the toilet stall wall in the Engineering Building on the campus of Memorial University of Newfoundland located in St.
  John's, Newfoundland, Canada, is as follows: I F**** YOUR MOTHER!...
• Bill Posters Will be Prosecuted Vigorously! Under the sign, someone wrote
  Bill Posters is innocent and lives in another state! -- Sign on Public Wall...
• Dooley's Law: Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
• Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne
• Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finlay Peter Dunne, "Mr. Dooley's Philosophy
• It's someone else's fault!
• To be who one is, is not to be someone else.
• Jesus lived in a Near Eastern land. Elvis: a nearly eastern state.