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  According to one noted ex-ITSer, it is "the operating system preferred by Unix Weenie...
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  Generic term for a program that assists in debugging other programs by showing individual machine instructions in a readable symbolic form and letting the user change them....
• I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time. -- Charlie Brow
• The night has a thousand eyes, And the day but one
  Yet the light of the bright world dies With the dying sun....
• It is better to be a has-been than one who never was.
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  2. [jargon] Term of praise applied (in conscious ironic reference to sense 1) to someone who knows what's really important and interesting and doesn't care to be distracted by trivial chatter and silly status games....