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  The weather is always doing something there; always attending strictly to busine...
• In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
  -- Mark Twain, on New England weathe...
• We are leaders of the world of the space program. We have been the leaders of the world of our.
  .. of the space program and we're not going to continue where we're going to go, not withstanding the Soviet Union's demise and collapse - the former Soviet Union - we now have independent republics which used to be called the Soviet Union....
• Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. -- Mark Twai
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather.
  Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather....
• Wherever and whenever you go on vacation, the natives will shake their heads and say, "It's such a shame you weren't here last week when the weather was beautiful.
  We hardly ever have weather this bad....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• The weather is the part of this planet's career that we can notice in our back yards.