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Omag: "What are you?" Riker: "Commander William Riker, U.
S.S. Enterprise." Omag: "Oh, am I supposed to stand up and *salute*?...
Omag: "What is that dreadful noise?! It sounds like a Bardakian pronghorn moose!
-- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...
Omag: "Where's the waiter? Isn't there a waiter in this sorry place?
!" Riker: "Is there a problem?" Omag: "Yes. I need more napkins!...
Omag: "You know what I want to hear." Amarie: "Yeah, yes, I know.
-- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...
O Mary, go and call the cattle home, And call the cattle home, And call the cattle home, Across the sands o' Dee!
-- Charles Kingsley (1819-1875) -- The Sands of Dee...
OMEN, n. A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
O men with sisters dear, O men with mothers and wives, It is not linen you 're wearing out, But human creatures' lives!
-- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- The Song of the Shi...
O, mickle is the powerful grace that lies In herbs, plants, stones, and their true qualitie
Ominous electronic background music:) In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual.
So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you...
O Mirth and Innocence! O milk and water! Ye happy mixtures of more happy days.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Beppo, Stanza 80...
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