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OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state of maximum entropy.
Old Time Movie Plot: Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl.
Boy finds girl once more and marries girl and they live happily everafter....
OLD TIMER: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
Old truck drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt.
Old Tubal Cain was a man of might In the days when earth was young.
-- Charles Mackay (1814-1889) -- Tubal Cai...
Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.
Old Usenetters never die, they just become unresponsive.
Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.
OLEAGINOUS, adj. Oily, smooth, sleek. Disraeli once described the manner of Bishop Wilberforce as "unctuous, oleaginous, saponaceous.
And the good prelate was ever afterward known as Soapy Sam....

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