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• Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
• Old English majors don't die, they burn in hell.
• MATH MAJORS do it by example
• MATH MAJORS do it by inductio
• MATH MAJORS do it with a pencil
• How can you do 'New Math' problems with an 'Old Math' mind? -- Schulz
• Bye, bye, Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
  Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, sayin' 'This will be the day that I die....