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Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
'Okay, who stuck the M&Ms in the atom smasher?' -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Okay, you guys having sex here, let's see some skill rolls!
OK, but be careful. In my experience, Republican women are harder to open than a liquor store in Nebraska.
-- Teddy's, err, Charlie's Angels spoof on SNL...
OK. -- Famous Last Word
Ok, folks, you want the fifty buck question...here it comes.
..ready or not! Lake Webster is located in Massachusetts....
OK, guys, we're no longer horny. The Politically Correct term is "vaginally challenged".
-- [courtesy of my brother-in-law, Ron Howland]...
Ok, how long will it take? For each manager involved in initial meetings add one month.
For each manager who says data flow analysis add another month....
OK, I'm weird But I'm saving up to be eccentric.

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