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Okay, I've found some black smoke. I can't promise anything!
You know, know, you could turn into a dwarf with this stuff. ...>FOOP!&l...
Okay, now where did I put my orange smoke?.... >POOF!
< Everything disappears in a dense cloud of orange smoke....
Okay, Okay -- I admit it. You didn't change that program that worked just a little while ago
I inserted some random characters into the executable....
Okay, one more time. This is your brain. (egg) This is your brain on drugs.
(egg in frying pan) Any Questions? "Yeah, can I have mine scrambled?...
Okay - right after this one we're BACK to the TOPIC.
Okay, something here's really fucked up.
Okay," the computer continued. "Here's an interesting little notion.
Did you realize that most people's lives are governed by telephone numbers?...
OKAY!! Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING, FULLY-EQUIPPED R.
V.'S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Okay, where's the virgin? We can't have a virgin sacrifice without a virgin.
Who's virgin monitor for this week?...

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