OK, But Be Careful. In My Experience, Republican Women Are Harder To Open Than A Liquor Store In Nebraska.

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OK, but be careful. In my experience, Republican women are harder to
open than a liquor store in Nebraska.
-- Teddy's, err, Charlie's Angels spoof on SNL

New convenience store: Stop and Liquor.
My friends, it is better to look good than to feel good. -- Fernando (Billy Crystal) on SNL
Evolution sounds ok, but I'd rather keep my options open.
Teddy Bears are better than valium.
Work smarter, not harder, and be careful of your speling.
Amid all the noise about the Joan Rivers cancellation, ABC has canceled `Our World', which featured Linda Ellerbee.
The two unemployed women plan to get together and open up a chain of charm schools in Libya....
You may be redneck... if you drive a tractor to the liquor store.
Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be jailed for trying on more than six dresses in one store.

OK, But Be Careful. In My Experience, Republican Women Are Harder To Open Than A Liquor Store In Nebraska.

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