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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
-- Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom...
No matter how hard you throw a dead fish in the water, it still won't swim.
No matter how hard you try, there is always going to be someone more underground than you.
-- Robert Fulford...
No matter how large and standardized the marketplace is, IBM can redefine it.
No matter how many daughters you have, there are always more than enough sneaky-eyed boy friends to take care of the need.
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
-- John Camero...
No matter how much money you spend, you can't make a racehorse out of a pig.
You can, however, make an awfully fast pig....
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after-dinner speech will counteract it.
-- Kin Hubbard...

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