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• Worker's Dilemma: 1. No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
  2. What you don't do is always more important than what you do do....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that....
• May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
• No matter how hard you try, there is always going to be someone more underground than you.
  -- Robert Fulford...
• Worker's Dilemma Law (or Management's Put-Down Law) 1) No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
  2) What you don't do is always more important than what you do do....
• Herman: How many men do you have? Bart: None. Herman: You'll need more. -- "Bart the General
• Q: How many Democrats does it take to enjoy a good joke? A: One more than you can find.
• A true apology is more than acknowledgement of a mistake.
  It is recognition that something you have said or done has damaged a relationship and that you care enough about the relationship to want it repaired and restored....