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• John Cameron's Law No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
• Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?
• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter because the banjo player is gonna' change it again anyway after everybody else is done....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
• Chisholm's Third Law Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged otherwise by others.
  Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will....
• How many veterinarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!...
• No matter how many daughters you have, there are always more than enough sneaky-eyed boy friends to take care of the need.
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1000. And they change the same bulb over and over and over again and still no one notices it's been changed so they change it again and again and then they even discuss it and then someone flames them for not doing it in rec....