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No man with any sense of humor, ever founded a religion. -- Robert G. Ingersoll
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. -- E. W. Howe
No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
No matter how carefully you shop for an item, once bought, it will be on sale elsewhere cheaper.
-- Lewis's Law...
No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.
-- Stale's Law...
No matter how clever the hardware boys are, the software boys piss it away.
No matter how complicated you think it is, it's still more complicated. -- Joel
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. -- Lily Tomli
No matter how far you've gone down the wrong road, turn back. -- Turkish Proverb
No matter how friendly you would like to be, it is not a good idea to shake hands with the mechanic, just after he comes from under the car.

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