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• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
• Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me.
  Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...
• TV Truth: Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
• Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
  Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
• Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter. -- Max Beerbohm
• The common folk have many sayings, all about it being darkest before the dawn and clouds with silver linings and suchlike.
  We in the magical trade like to express our opinions of these matters somewhat differently....
• No matter how hard you try, there is always going to be someone more underground than you.
  -- Robert Fulford...
• No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. -- Abraham Lincol