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No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney. -- Alfred E. Smith
No matter how weird or absurd, if you whisper it, people will believe it.
No matter how well you perform your job, a superior will seek to modify the results.
-- Aigner's Axiom...
No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
No matter how you vote, a government still gets elected.
No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right. -- Scott's First Law
No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would. -- Evans and Bjorn's Law
No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.

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