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No matter what happens, the U.S. Navy is not going to be caught napping.
-- Secretary of the Navy Frank Knox, December 5, 1941...
No matter what other nations may say about the United States, immigration is still the sincerest form of flattery.
No matter what seat you take in a movie theatre, the seat directly in front of you will soon be occupied by a six-foot tall woman with a beehive hairdo that scrapes the ceiling.
When you move away f...
No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a project, the cost of the remainder of the project remains constant.
-- Q's Law...
No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it happened according to his own pet theory.
-- Finagle's Second Law...
No matter what the game, no matter what the rules, the same rules apply to both sides!
-- Hoyle's Law...
No matter what the package, a Beer still looks good.
No matter what the product or service might be, you can always find it somewhere else cheaper!
-- Ebenezer Scrooge...
No matter what they SAY, size IS important!

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