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• It is a foolish man who tests the depth of the river with both feet at the same time.
  Often this person tests just one river....
• Statistics always reminds me of the fellow who drowned in a river whose average depth was only three feet.
  -- Woody Hayes, Ohio State Football Coach...
• No one test the depth of a river with both feet.
• There is no way across the river.
• Q: What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has two of? A: Feet.
• You are not fat--you are just four feet shorter than you should be.
• WEATHER Environmental conditions which necessitate the wearing of whatever article/s of clothing you just happen not to have brought with you.
  This is because weather has an average unpredictability factor of 97%....
• Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground.
  You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable....
• Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding.
  If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies....