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• Now, if I could get my hands on this General Failure....
• I told my mother I was going to have natural childbirth.
  She said to me, "Linda, you've been taking drugs all your life....
• Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
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• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. -- Steven Pearl
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....