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Nasrudin was carrying home a piece of liver and the recipe for liver pie.
Suddenly a bird of prey swooped down and snatched the piece of meat from his hand....
astygram: /nas'tee-gram/ n. 1.
Nat Goldstein and Jim Simmons in Florida, Curtis Beseda out west who has destroyed abortion clinics, these men are looked up to by my arm of the movement as the foremost heroes of the movement .
... ...
Nathan Hale: n. An asterisk (see also {splat}, {{ASCII}}).
Oh, you want an etymology? Notionally, from "I regret that I have only one asterisk for my country!...
NATHAN... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!! They're VOIDED - They COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS.
.. They had no MONEY MACHINES... They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS... Nathan, I EMULATED the...
National Airport: The combat zone.
National hatred is something peculiar. You will always find it strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)...
NATIONAL Headline : BRAIN LEADS POLLS!
National Healthcare: medicine with postal efficiency & IRS compassion.
Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race. -- Albert Einstei

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