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• Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
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• This is what I do for fun, can you imagine my job?
• A message from the Anybody But Bush campaign: Saddam Hussein still has a job, Do you?
• Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
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• Kirk: "Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now!
  Do you hear me? *Do you?!" Khan: "Kirk...Kirk, you're still alive, my old friend....
• I am escaped with the skin of my teeth. -- Old Testament -- Job xix, 20