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• I should put a disclaimer on here about my employer providing access to the net etc.
  etc. But he don't windsurf so I won't. -- DISCLAIMER...
• I disclaim my disclaimer!
• Insofar as my employer has coherent opinions they are unlikely to be mine. -- DISCLAIMER
• Ith i nk m y ha rd d i sk i sfr a gme n te d !
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• My opinions are my own and the kids, not my employer's. -- DISCLAIMER
• Eggs?? Where the hell ) \ | / .-'" \_ are my carrots?
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