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• My superiority complex is better than yours!
• My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours.
• My superiority complex turned out to be an inferiority complex.
  I said, "Great, that makes me the least of my problems." -- Sara B. Siriu...
• I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
• Inferiority complex: conviction by a jury of your fears.
• In matters of dispute, the bank's balance is always smaller than yours. -- Rozanne Weissma
• Bet my floppy's bigger than yours.
• It's only my opinion, but it's better than yours.
• My widget is better than yours because it's MINE!