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• My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
  -- W. C. Field...
• Double Bucky (Sung to the tune of "Rubber Duckie") Double bucky, you're the one!
  You make my keyboard lots of fun Double bucky, an additional bit or two...
• Can we Hurry?...... My HardDisk is double parked.
• According to my Doctor, patients ARE a virtue
• Can't cast a void type to type void (because the ANSI spec.
  ays so, that's why)" -- Apple's MPW C compiler Error Message...
• My keyboard keeps changing what I type.
• Honest, Occifer! There's no blood in my alcohol content.....
• There's too much blood in my caffeine system.