Related:

• My daddy was a waitress, my momma sold bathroom tile.
  .. My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child....
• The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
  -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Day...
• My purpose in life is to slam a stapler against the forehead of American pop culture.
  -- Weird Al Yankovic...
• Money can't buy happiness, so I guess I'll have to rent it. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic
• I'll be mellow when I'm dead! -- Weird Al Yankovic
• I want a new duck. -- Weird Al
• A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands.
  But a mother's love endures through all. -- Washington Irving...
• GREEKS do it with their brothers and siste
• Marge: Hmm...I didn't realize people saw me that way.
  Lisa: Are you mad? Marge: No, I'm fine. I'm going to my sisters' now....