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Mr. Jefferson has reason to reflect upon himself. How he will get rid of his remorse in his retirement, I know not.
He must know that he leaves the government infinitely worse than he found it, and...
Mr. Johnson, you smell!" "No madam, you smell, I stink." -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
Mr. Kremlin was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.
-- Benjamin Disraeli (Earl Beaconsfield) (1805-1881) -- Sybil, Book iv, Chap. v...
Mr. LaForge, step on it. -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
Mr. LaForge, when I left this ship it was in one piece.
I would appreciate your returning it to me in the same condition....
Mr. Manson, meet your court-appointed psychiatrist, Dr. Lecter.
Mr. Ness! I do not approve of your methods." "Yeah?
Well, you're not from Chicago." -- THE UNTOUCHABLES...
Mr. Nguyen, I'm dead, not stupid. -- A wise zombie from BILLY NGUYEN
Mr. Pink: Am I the only professional around here?
Mr. President? Incoming,sir. Launch code?

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