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  Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....
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  Picard: "It was an honor. He's a great man." Spock...
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• Sam: What's the good word, Norm? Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
  Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer... Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah....